prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
Anonymous asked: Do you ever wish you were a spider?
no people kill those when all they wanna do is help peeps w bug problems man