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leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

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isxbelle:

Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

WHAT IS THIS A FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE YOU LITERALLY SWEPT HIM OFF HIS LITTLE CAPTAINY FEET YA LIL PRINCELY FUCKER

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

deveninanewdress:

a group of zebras is called a dazzle.
if that doesn’t brighten your day, i don’t know what will.

how the fuck is that supposed to pay my bills?

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tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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teamrocketing:

always reblog
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bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

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asvprock:

OH MY LORD.

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