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vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

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robotmango:

"keep an eye on him. keep two eyes on him. send me photos with your camera phone. i know how those work now. i will expect hourly updates sam make sure he eats enough vegetables you know how he is. make sure he has enough blankets."

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not-terribly-elegant:

theroguefeminist:

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We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

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richarcl:

the truth about cowboys

richarcl:

the truth about cowboys

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  • white: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
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helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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carryonmywaywardsuperwholockian:

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.

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lovedogs1990:

It’s chilly

lovedogs1990:

It’s chilly

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Anonymous asked: Do you ever wish you were a spider?

no people kill those when all they wanna do is help peeps w bug problems man

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

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latenightsandskylights:

Anthony Mackie getting hyped about karaoke during the Captain America press interview.

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