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kingofscots:

panic

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at the disco

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gaymommy:

aubreygraharn:

mrscreamguy:

So, you know how some Nicki Minaj fans don’t know why we hate her?

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Also, she said misandry isn’t real

So, basically, fuck her.

ThIS THE FUNNEIST POST I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

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joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

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Chat
  • me at 7AM: tired
  • me at 12PM: tired
  • me at 3PM: tired
  • me at 7PM: tired
  • me at 10PM: tired
  • me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
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iffem:

shots fired in the beverage fandom

iffem:

shots fired in the beverage fandom

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rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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ruinedchildhood:

josh peck is literally my favorite person

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ipgd:

this is really good

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ladysmaragdina:

I go to check tumblr today and

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rnessage:

getoffmybloghoe:

rnessage:

ICED TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND

LIFE GUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN

towels imported form turkey 

and turkey imported from maine

wheres your passion

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princestingy:

princestingy:

tumblr said they were gonna delete all NON-LAZYTOWN BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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